Friday 18 March 2011

Cigarette Reviews: Kool 100s

I feel as if I am doing you all a service at this, because myself smoking just about any cigarette (except Marlboro and Winston) that is menthol makes you have a better choice in smoking pleasure.

PRICE: The price is quite the same of a pack of Newport cigarettes, but it might be a little bit less (like a dime or two less. If you get them in Charlotte, do not buy them from any convenience store in Uptown. You will overpay in upwards of $.50 to almost $2. I went to the Woodies at the corner of South Blvd and Sharon Road West and Kools cost $5.63 with tax. Whereas if you buy them on my side of town, you will only pay $4.60 for a pack. Even Rite-Aide is not cost-wise.

TASTE: According to a 1960s commercial, I thought Kool was caked in menthol. It was not, and there is a debunking that needs to be done. You still get the taste of tobacco and menthol, however the menthol doesn’t overpower the tobacco.

LOOK: It looks just like any filtered cigarette, with a little room in the end of the cigarette, and a brown filter on top of the cigarette. Like Newport, they have their brand name encrusted into the cigarette, whereas a Pall Mall, it has it at the filter line. Like a Pall Mall, it also does have a filter line; but I like to smoke past that point, and give my lip a little tingle.

OVERALL: Their main purpose is for those who are sophisticated Uptown guys who drives a nice car, and has a trophy wife by his side as his moll. If I had to pick between Newport and Kool, I would take turns (Newport, Pall Mall, Kool, Camel) in buying cigarettes.

Sunday 13 March 2011

Cigarette Reviews: Pall Mall Menthol 100s

Let me first tell you I bought Pall Mall Menthol 100s because, while I was in gaol, one of the inmates told me about how Pall Mall has little difference to Newport. I smoke only Newport and Camel, so I said “why not? I have already smoked Marlboro Red 100s.”

PRICE: Pricewise, it is usually cheaper to buy them in the suburban neighbourhoods of large cities. When I bought them, the till came out to $4.32. $.78 cheaper than Newport. At Woodies on North Tryon in Charlotte, they cost about $3.75, so about the same price. But if you get it in Overstreet Mall, you might be looking at damn near $6.

TASTE: I thought that Pall Mall was a Crackhead cigarette, because the people who I know smoked Pall Mall says that it smells like Clorox and Fabuloso. I was astounded how it tasted. It did not smell like Clorox and Fabuloso blend. It actually actuated a damn Newport cigarette.

LOOK: The look of a Pall Mall looks just like any filtered cigarette, with a little room in the end of the cigarette, and a brown filter on top of the cigarette. Unlike Newport, they have their paper encrusted on a separate sheet of paper that acts as a dividing line. I like to smoke past that line. It gives my lip a nice tingle and heats up a cold middle and index finger.

OVERALL: Sophistication, Cheaper, and Tasteful. It would be horrid if I had to pick between a Newport or a Pall Mall. I might end up picking whichever I feel is better, spending $4.32 or $5.10? It has less menthol than Kool, and is less harsh than Newport. If I could refer my neighbours and fellow smokers to Pall Mall, I’d say yes. However, not a lot of stores outside of the central business district (on the westside) sell Pall Mall.

What Happened to The Chronicles of Yung $hawty?

Nothing happened, just until this entire thing with me and CATS and the US Marshals get back to normal, that blog will be down, but I will be putting it back in in 90 days. I am not about to lose my hard earned blog for CATS’ pussiness.

Anyways, I was given a memorandum talking about a blog entry I had on the Chronicles. These heifers at CATS banned me, and now I have someone on my YouTube page talking about me. How much I wanna look for him and go and cuss his ass out, I can’t. The judge gave me 2 years probation. I am not about to spend 2 years in prison for cussing someone out.